🐺The True story of the three little pigs🐷
🚨🎉 Story told by Cohen Rawnsley RM 6 🍴🏆
Nobody knows the REAL story of me the wolf And the three little pigs. So let me tell you the REAL story of me and the three little pigs.
So I was at my house having a party cause were party
Animals, get it?. Anyway and I was going to have somecheese and crackers. Then I realize that I HAVE NO CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!!. So I sneak out of my house and I go to my neighbors house with a gun so if they don’t play the easy way we’ll just have to play the hard way. So I go to the first house and guess what? I knocked on the door like a gentleman and said “Do you have any cheese and crackers?” and the pig replies “ yes but, why do I have to give you some” and I reply “do you want to play the hard way or the easy way. “Well you’re not going to get my cheese and crackers” said the pig. “Looks like we’ll have to play the hard way” So i do the only thing that I can do I shot his house until it crumbled and nothing left and I look for the cheese and crackers and I see that the pig is dead and in his hands was a empty packet of cheese and crackers.
Then I go to the next house and it's made out of bricks so i go home and get out my rocket launcher and then I go to the next house and say “hey little pig do you have any cheese and crackers and the pig replys back “yeah, but you're not gonna get any!” So I get out my rocket launcher out and the pig is watching me thru the window like a stalker and he says to me “what are you doing with THAT?!?” in a terrified voice and I reply back and say with a smirk “because… I want to and i blow the house down with my almighty rocket launcher and I look everywhere and then i realised that he was lying so then i go to the next house.
And i see a enormous metal fortress with six layers covering the wall with turrets on the front, sides, back and the top then I go house and I go into my garage and turn on the light And i get into a tank and I BLOW THE HOUSE UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT!. Then I see the almighty, super deluxe and tasty cheese and crackers and just then, just when i was about to touch the almighty, super deluxe and tasty cheese and crackers I see an entire squad of S.W.A.P also known as
sweaty, weird, american, pigs standing behind be and the reason they didn’t arrest me is because of their amusement. And that's the story of me the wolf it doesn't sound true but every single part of the story is true and that's the REAL story of the three tiny little pigs.
𝑇𝐻𝐴𝑁𝐾𝑆 𝐹𝑂𝑅 𝑅𝐸𝐴𝐷𝐼𝑁𝐺
To Be Continued... Or Not To be Continued...